Editor’s notes:
Unfortunately, this brilliant piece of writing needs to be taken down due to copyright restrictions, perhaps. The ambiguity over the piece and the site it came from, however, is an issue still in question. Per fair use, I have left some citations, but have taken down other potions of the text.
Every once in a while you run across some writings that are so utterly bizarre that you find out that they were “digged” before you even have a chance to submit the text to any social searches. This is the brilliance of the freely flowing communications provided by Net-neutrality and the Internet. What is particularly ironic about this deranged account is the fact that if it was not for the freedom of publicity provided by the Web - in conjunction with a plentitude of tolerance and even sympathy - the author of this piece would surely be locked up in an asylum, because she is in every respect more dangerous than any of the subject matter addressed in her rant.
R Cole
Mozilla Firefox Exposed
January 31st, 2007 | Category: Linux
Friends,
It’s been almost exactly a year since Shelley asked me to write a review of the new web-browser called Mozilla Firefox. Try as I might, I could not think of a single reason why any of our readers would care about this obsolete browser, the result of stripping Netscape Navigator of it’s features that would not work on Linux. The market has chosen the superior, more secure Internet Explorer and so have I. Mozilla FireFox is yesterday’s news.
As usual, Shelly has a knack of being right on the pulse of American culture. Although neither of us realized it at the time, Mozilla FireFox and just about every other product from the “Mozilla Foundation” contains an dread evil, possibly an evil that is as old as time itself and one which every single American and Christian should beware:
UPDATE: One alert reader has informed me that at least one college library in Arkham, MT has a copy of this book. I’ve asked BBN to investigate as his ministry is based around the Boston Area. Together we will get to the bottom of this conspiracy. If you have any more information, please submit it below.
http://www.shellytherepublican.com/
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5 Responses to “A Republican-notion of a journalistic account exposing the Mozilla Foundation and their Satanic Worship”
Shelley the Republican is a satirical site, you halfwit.
Jon you farking retard, don’t you realize that’s just what the liberal elite is wanting you to think ?
I know you liberals think that everything belong to everybody, but it don’t. It’s called stealing and it ain’t right and it ain’t legal. If you was a Christian then you’d know that.
God is Love!
Mr Shuddery,
While I appreciate your concern over the MPPs appropriation of your work, our book is property of the Mozilla Foundation, and is not licensed for republication in any format. Our normal fee for republishing any content is $100,000, which our attorneys have been instructed to recover from STR Christian Ministries INC.
Yours,
Horace J. Hughes III
Mozilla Foundation
Hi all!
Bye
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